SPACE BALLS

Progress cargo spaceship reportedly falls in eastern Russia

The Russian cargo spaceship Progress M-12M has reportedly crashed to Earth in eastern Russia after it failed to reach its target orbit after a launch from the Baikonur Cosmodrome, Kazakhstan. It was the first such failure of a Russian cargo rocket in the last 30 years. The Progress vessel was to deliver 3.5 tonnes of cargo to the International Space Station (ISS), including water, food, oxygen, fuel.
On August 18 the “Express” satellite was lost after it had been launched aboard a Russian Proton-M carrier rocket from Baikonur.

HARDWORK AND HONESTY

TITLE: HARDWORK AND HONESTY          

Sub: Corruption, Bribery, Cheating and Shirking

Dear Brothers and Sisters,

The person who earns money by means of bribery, corruption, cheating , fraud and shirking is an unfortunate person who does wrong to his own parents, brothers, sisters, children and friends by earning Wages of Sin.

The law of nature says that ill-gotten money becomes a poison. The conscience of every individual dies who is fed in any way with such a cursed  money. He becomes a shameless person, various evils and diseases take hold of him, he turns into an axis of evil, his ability to do good comes to an end and thus the doors to heaven are also closed for him.

Advice:  Please spend over your loved ones, the lawful money earned only through HARDWORK and HONESTY.

Thank you,

S.A.Rehman
Peace Activist
PAKISTAN

BOOB TUBE

TV shortens life by 22 minutes per hour
Australian researchers have found that spending an hour in front of the TV shortens your life expectancy by 22 minutes (added to the 60 minutes you already wasted).

TOTALLY FUK'D

No end in sight for Fukushima disaster as bureaucrats battle the laws of physics

The physicist Dr. Michio Kaku said,

“The situation at Fukushima is relatively stable now… in the same way that you are stable if you hang by your fingernails off a cliff, and your fingernails begin to break one by one.”

(http://bigthink.com/ideas/37705).

BLUE BALL

Loch Ness search for mysterious balloon-like object

 

Emergency services undertook a night-time search of Loch Ness after reports a balloon-like object was seen falling from the sky.

The police, coastguard, lifeboat and an RAF search and rescue helicopter scoured the area but found nothing after members of the public said they saw a blue object fall on the south of the Loch, near Dores.

Police thought it might have been a hang glider or microlight. However, following a three-hour search the emergency services could find "nothing untoward".

"We believe the reports were based on sightings causing genuine concern and we commend the actions of the members of the public that contacted the emergency services."

 

COPY THAT

Stars step up war on music leaks

Storing music on fingerprint-protected hard drives that were kept in locked suitcases, wi-fi on computers disabled during recording, pop-up studios in hotel rooms around the world, draft versions of songs were not sent by email but collaborators had to visit the temporary studios to record their contributions in person.

Jay-Z and Kanye West employed tight security and extreme tactics to ensure their album Watch The Throne did not fall victim to the curse that hits almost every other big release - the online leak.

NO BRAINER

Cigarette makers sue over graphic warning labels
Five tobacco companies say graphic health warnings on packs would make consumers "depressed, discouraged and afraid" to buy their products.