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Cheney losing war on home renovation front


"The noise sounds just like a big boom," Nancy Nord, neighbour of 3450 Massachusetts Avenue, Washington, said. "It can be quite loud and when it is, you not only hear it, you feel it. It's like a small earthquake. You really do feel the house shake, and it can happen any time from seven in the morning until 11 at night".
The most popular assumption is that a bunker is being built for Mr Cheney, who was famously billeted to a "secure and undisclosed" location during the terrorist attacks on September 11 last year. Other theories include the building of a tunnel to help spy on nearby embassies or a helicopter hangar. Possibly Mr Cheney, an enthusiastic gunman, is taking potshots at the deer that roam his grounds.