Action-film star Chuck Norris, right, has found common ground with Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee.
Chuck Norris doesn't endorse candidates, he kicks them into the stratosphere
"Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, He decides what time it is."
"When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. Ever."
"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."
"There's no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. This is only another fist."
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