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Tuesday, September 30, 2003

DUMB AND DUMBER

Man steals ID of sex offender

A good rule of thumb for an identity thief is not to steal the name of someone whose reputation is worse than yours -- such as a sex offender.
Police said James Perry stole the name and identity of a neighbor who turned out to be a convicted sex offender.
After being collared for disorderly conduct, arresting police officers said of Perry: "Every bit of identification in his possession labeled the suspect as 'Kowalski', but man himself was adamant that he was not a convicted sex offender."
A check of his fingerprints revealed the truth of his identity.

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