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Thursday, October 16, 2003

CRYPTOZOOLOGY

NZ homes shat on from a great height

Two more Hawke's Bay properties have been struck by sewage from above - with one victim saying 'no way' a duck could have dropped what she reckoned only flying emus could have delivered.
The second victim, who had water-blasted the roof of his Taradale home only a few days earlier, agreed that ducks were unlikely to have been the culprits.
'I've lived here 36 years, been duckshooting many times and know a bit about them - but I have never heard of this happening before,' he said.
Another householder said "It came thundering down on the roof ... it did sound like thunder, it was that loud." She described the strong smell as "like human faeces" and said it had rained down in a line. It was scattered over an area about two to three metres wide and about nine metres long."

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