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Wednesday, October 22, 2003

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Police hunt 'strange and clean burglar'

Police in Louisiana are looking for a suspect they describe as one of the strangest and cleanest burglars.
The man, who broke into a house in Mandeville, took in a batch of strawberries someone had left on the doorstep and put them on the kitchen table.
He then took a shower and changed his clothes, which he left in the house.
He left $50 behind, but no identification, reports The Advocate.
A police spokesman said: "The intruder is among the strangest and cleanest burglars to visit Mandeville. The oddity of the crime notwithstanding, it's still a crime."
He added officers are eager to apprehend the man before he "intrudes, bathes, and drops money again."

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